[ They probably already had some ridiculous and epic rivalry and didn't even know it. ]

Well, I'm still down to try going to one of your conventions. You'll probably have more fun hooking up with someone there anyway. Some hot Leia cosplayer.

[ Look, look, she remembered a character name AND learned the word "cosplay." She's a genius. ]

Did you not want anyone to know we-? Sorry, I didn't even think to ask if you wanted to keep it on the down low.