Harley frowns a little. "Yeah, okay, it would be hard to explain how I'd meet a computer programmer." So she will assume the issue of family meetings is fully off the table until proven otherwise.
Gary shook his head some. "Let's be real, babe, they probably know. At least mom. I used to come home in uniform after I went home from the kidnapping." She probably knew, but just lets him lie. "Besides, you're Harley Quinn, I could have met you anywhere, and you did help me with getting past my bud's death. I wouldn't ever deny you, even before we got together."
He scratched his scruffy cheek then. "Besides, she's seen our pictures online." He did have an instagram.
Gary didn't even notice the terror, he just made an amused noise when she asked the question. Reaching into his jacket pocket and swiping his phone unlocked to hold it over to her, a picture on Instagram from one of their dates of her laughing leaning against him. No tits out.
Her boyfriend was too much of a boy scout to share nudes she gave him. Those were his. "I have a few on here, the selfies we took on our dates, babe. You can look if you want." Clearly not even phased, holding his whole life over to her. His phone was basically part of him. But, he had cleaned the porn off since he started dating her, outside of said nudes which were in a locked folder.
Oh. Oh. Okay, yes, that's fine. She scrolls through the photos with a growing smile, then holds it out to take a new couples selfie with him. #ValentinesBae
"You know I love Valentines Day, and I love that you're going all out to make it nice for me, but it's your birthday too. What do you want?"
Leaning in to some of them to grin a bit. Clearly looking happy as can be in those pictures, because he is.
"I already have what I want, Harley!" He spoke as cheesy as can be. "I'm going to eat with the coolest, girlfriend any guy could ask for. And, then we can go to your place and see where the night takes us. I'm yours for the next few days."
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He scratched his scruffy cheek then. "Besides, she's seen our pictures online." He did have an instagram.
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"Which pictures?"
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Her boyfriend was too much of a boy scout to share nudes she gave him. Those were his. "I have a few on here, the selfies we took on our dates, babe. You can look if you want." Clearly not even phased, holding his whole life over to her. His phone was basically part of him. But, he had cleaned the porn off since he started dating her, outside of said nudes which were in a locked folder.
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"You know I love Valentines Day, and I love that you're going all out to make it nice for me, but it's your birthday too. What do you want?"
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"I already have what I want, Harley!" He spoke as cheesy as can be. "I'm going to eat with the coolest, girlfriend any guy could ask for. And, then we can go to your place and see where the night takes us. I'm yours for the next few days."
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She slides her arms around him and slips his phone into his back pocket.
"Let me give you a present. Tell me what you want."
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"Yes! Do you want matching ones? Should we go to a place or DIY?"
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"Oh, defintely a shop, babe. I am a terrible artist. Do you know one around here?"